What is your greatest fear? To awaken after death - that’s why I want to be burned immediately..
What is the trait you most deplore in others? Their sleazy readiness to offer me help when I don’t need or want it.
What makes you depressed? Seeing stupid people happy.
What do you most dislike about your appearance? That it makes me appear the way I really am.
Have you ever said ‘I love you’ and not meant it? All the time. When I really love someone, I can only show it by making aggressive and bad-taste remarks.
Which living person do you most despise, and why? Medical doctors who assist torturers.
What is the worst job you’ve done? Teaching. I hate students, they are (as all people) mostly stupid and boring.
If you could edit your past, what would you change? My birth. I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.
What is the closest you’ve come to death? When I had a mild heart attack. I started to hate my body: it refused to do its duty to serve me blindly.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you? That life is a stupid, meaningless thing that has nothing to teach youJust XÈXÈ it